Horsing about
Did you hear the one about the woman who hit her husband on the head with a rolling pin?
Suffering from a sudden headache, her husband asked her, 'What was that all about?'
'I found a piece of paper in your jacket pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it.' She replied
'That's the name of a horse I got a hot tip on.' He replied
Accepting his explanation she apologizes for whacking him.
A few days later, she nails him on the head again, even harder.
When he regains consciousness, he asks 'Why on earth did you do that?'
'Your horse phoned.'
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