High stakes

A man walks into a butcher's shop and inquires of the butcher: 'Are you a gambling man?' The butcher says 'Yes', so the man said: 'I bet you L50 that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there.' The butcher says 'I'm not betting on that.' 'But I thought you were a gambling man' the man retorts. 'Yes I am' says the butcher 'but the steaks are too high.'

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