Onine gambling

10 Signs You Are Obsessed With Online Gambling


1. You go to a hockey game and wonder what happened to the dealers and boxman.

2. When an ambulance passes with flashing lights, you assume someone hit a 'hand pay.'

3. When your kid says math 'came easy' today, you ask if it was a 4,6,8 or 10.

4. You go into a shoe store and ask if they have 4, 6, or 8 deck.

5. When your English professor says the author made his point; you ask if he pressed or not.

6. You hear the bible story where Lazarus is told to 'Come out', and you ask for a 2-way C & E.

7. You show up early at the bakery to take advantage of the hot rolls.

8. You wonder if a salad shooter is really a gambling device.

9. When the bartender asks if you want a 'double', you say not against an ace.

10. You go into a 7-11 and ask to play the 'don't.'

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